Yo what is with kids today and their crazy trends?I saw a kid walkin around yesterday with a mohawk.Who gets a mohawk in this day and age?Probably just some poser who thinks he檚 some cool ************ ya know?.Nah. I...uh.....i love my mohawk.Old folks give me dirty looks and parents hold their kids closer when they檙e near me-I love it.Finally, a way to scare people off without having to use the energy to open my mouth.It檚 like a gift from god, really.
Drugs:
Yeah, I檓 around weed alot.But i can檛 help it.I really can檛, ya know?It檚 not my fault though, I mean........It檚 everywhere.......on the streets, in movies......uhh..........in.............?hand, baking in my oven, growing in my backyard.........I really can檛 escape the stuff.And I know a lot of parentss out there are pretty edgey on the whole subject.
My advice to parents who comittted the shameful act of smoking weed as kids?Lie.Because without your trust, they will grow up better people......or.......at least.......that seems to be the golden rule.......right?
God, my parents must want me dead right now,
But seriously, addiction is a very serious matter.......I remember it pretty well .....i remember my uhh...........my addiction .....to........ headies.Took me a while to get back to the midgrade ****.Had to take classes for it.Thank god for their twelve step program.';Ain檛 got the cash?Downgrade the stash';
And whats with the funny look i檓 gettin for pickin up my copy of high times at the bookstore?Motherfuckers just give me this look.I檓 like';I only read it for the production values';.
I檓 a big supporter of NORML.That檚 the uh......National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws.Of course, my beliefs differ slightly from their檚.They believe marijuana shouldn檛 be smoked behind the wheel.....but lets be honest........music is just way too good to be enjoyed sober, especially when doing something as monotonous as driving around. They say it slows reaction time, sure, but so does reading the speed limit sign........the point is......it檚 a fair trade, and I would happily risk the lives of myself and others to get the full effect out of my Cream CD.
Well....all of this is just a prime example of how an innocent child like me can become a slave to the menacing narcotic known as marijuana.
So parents out there-I檓 tellin ya?Keep your kids away from that **** it檚 bad news.Instead buy them a new set of glue or keep the Robitussin sitting out.Better to let your child OD from household items than to have him/her destroy the sanctity of the family unit by inhaling the evil fumes of that entirely illegal plant.Because lets be honest, we檇 rather our kids OD and die from household items than let tham have to live with the shame of knowing they once got high on reefers.
Its funny though.I mean, if a kid really wants to get high these days....and I mean really needs to get high....guess what he can do?.......Kids today are now pissing and shitting in plastic bags, and fermenting them in the hot sun for days to a week and inhaling the fumes from it and they actually trip.They trip for hours off this ****(literally).I call it **** sniffing, but it檚 more commonly reffered to as just plain........well......sniffing ****.Pretty ****** up isn檛 it?Ya know who I blame?You.Every parent out there who has discouraged or bypassed an explaination of safe drug use.Yes.It檚 all your fault kids have discovered these discgusting ways of getting high. Your suburban idealogies have backfired on you once again.Congratulations, because its because of you that we now have kids choking themselves to get high.
Electoral ****:
Yeah.The electoral race is getting pretty heated right now. I檓 a little dissapointed though . Everyone檚 platform seems to be ';change';.Now I know as well as most do that Americans are stupid , but my god. What the **** kind of platform is that?Hillary says we need change.Obama says we need change.Anybody remember what happened in germany in 1939?Yup.That ******* culprit, ';change';.......Which is why I檓 voting for Ron Paul. Cause at the end of the day, the *****, the bully, and the brother just ain檛 cuttin it.
I love John Mccain though.';Let us Win'; ..................Mr Mccain, you can檛 win the war on terror.Wanna know why?Because terror......ain檛 a ******* people.
See?It檚 just like the war on drugs, which I檝e also been told we檙e fairly close to winning.
You think the dumbasses in Washington could have at least come up with a better name for this war, like........the ';War on Americans';.Cause thats what it really is when you think about it. They檙e breaking the law everyday to spend mine and your hard earned money destroying......and then rebuilding a country that never threatened our ';freedom'; in the first place.
But I digress......John Mccain is just a third Bush and if you檙e thinking of voting for him, you need to be taken to a dark room and shot in the face.
Religion:
I檓 not a big fan of religion, either.I was raised Jewish and I檓 proud to be, but I don檛 study it anymore.Honestly, it檚 a phase.It檚 all a phase.For some people, that phase lasts their entire life, but thankfully I matured relatively early on.But ya know what?I still get a lot of crap about the whole jesus thing .I remember a kid angrily telling me once ';you jews killed jesus';.I looked at him, held my hands up and said ';what can i say? butterfingers';.Haha. No but jesus was a good guy.Got a little too attached to that cross though, but otherwise, a good guy.What do you guys think of my comedy sketch i just came up with?
real funny, jack*$$
yea, thats my script.
lemme tell u something,-if ur ever a heckler in my audience, I'll rip you a new @$$hole, buddy.What do you guys think of my comedy sketch i just came up with?
wow
hahahaha.
Bet ';Josh R'; is pretty happy about this...
a few small chuckles, but nothing really funny
Monday, June 6, 2011
Changing myspace log in email....?
im trying to change my myspace log in email, but it doesn't seem to let me erase my old email and put in my new email. how do i change it at this point?Changing myspace log in email....?
http://faq.myspace.com/app/answers/detai
http://faq.myspace.com/app/answers/detai
How can I move my baby out of my bed?
My son is almost 6 months old and sleeps in my bed with me and I want to move him out. We have a good bedtime routine - 8.20pm change, massage, sometimes a story, milk, bed and I have no trouble putting him down in his cot. But at some point between 11pm-2am he will wake up and WILL NOT go back to sleep in his cot. I use a dummy, rock him, sing to him back to sleep etc but after 5 mins he will always wake up crying again. I've done this for an hour at times, but the only way he will sleep is if I have him in my bed and he drops off straight away. He's still in my room as I don;t have a spare room until I move hose in a month's time - should I wait til I move house and he's in his own room? He also wakes for a feed at about 3/4am and then is awake for the morning at about 6am. Any advice?How can I move my baby out of my bed?
This is a bad habit to get in to, My Husbands cousin used to do it, she fell asleep one time, rolled on to her baby, and he suffocated! Perhaps it would work if you just let him cry for a couple of times, he will soon get the message, please try hard, good luck xxHow can I move my baby out of my bed?
use your arms or hire an home health care aide to assist if you're unable.
I am glad you have your baby son in your bed, this a much frowned-upon habit but having brought up four children I believe this is perfectly natural and improves the bonding process. As my first three pregnancies were close together, separated by a little over a year, obviously moving each to a separate bed was essential. I simply had a single bed alongside our double bed, against the wall, then if one woke up during the night I was able to quickly attend to his/her needs. You might want to do the same, a cot creates a barrier.
having your baby in your bed is a big no no. just settle him down and put him in his cot if he cries leave him he wil soon get the message he has to sleep there. and for those who say its ok to sleep with a baby in your bed its not it greatly increases the risk of cot death and can kill your baby so please do not do this. it happened to someone i know she had her baby in her bed and she rolled over on him in the night and he nearly died luckily she awokeup before it was too late. but he had to go into hospital for a few days.
Try to put his cot next to your bed, because babies needs mum to be next to them and after he get used on it try to move the cot to his place..
The waking up bit there is really nothing u can do now... So u just have to keep up with it..when he starts eating food before bed time and then bottle he will sleep longer. For now... I would suggest that if u can... but ask your mom and partner first... THe baby's cot get it next to ur bed and get one side down.... and so he is next to u...for a few days...put in some teddy bears for him in there...sleep like that with him for a few days like 4 or 5 days and then see what happens when u put one side up.... I think he will be fine... But make sure that its safe and there is no gap between u and ur bed by double checking with ur mom and partner! He will get used to it and think ur there when u move his cot to where u want to place it
Well I went through a similar experience.When my daughter was about 7 months old would fall asleep around 8 pm and wake around 2 am, but I would not take her to bed with me, it would have been easier and I would have gotten a lot more sleep, but that is a habit I didn't want her getting into (she co slept with me from 0-3 mos, so it was easy (ier) to transition her at that point) I would sometimes be up with her for 3-4 hours!! Same thing she would fall asleep and within 10-15 min she would wake crying..I would rock her and walk with her (in her room, if I took her out she would think playtime) Some people do not mind co-sleeping but sounds like you want him in his own cot, unfortunately my best advise is to suck it up and not bring him to your bed to sleep, you may be putting him back to sleep every 10 min but he WILL fall asleep eventually for the night.. There will be some long nights and it sucks haha trust me.. My daughter just started sleeping through the night 2 weeks ago and she is almost 10 months and I wanted so bad to just bring her to my bed so I could get a couple hours of sleep, but I didn't and she sleeps great by herself now. Good Luck
my baby (6 months) still sleeping with me.. he wake up every 2 hours for breastfeed and not really agree to put him in cot.. i'm too sleepy to take him out and in the cot and afraid i might drop him..
I had the same problem a few months ago. I would stay up for an hour with my baby in my bed until she was fast asleep again and then put her back in her cot. I took my mums advice in the end (i have been working full time since my baby was 10 weeks and i was so tired all the time being up waiting for her to get into a deep sleep again) i started putting a rusk in her last bottle at night and since then she has slept 9.30pm until 6am. everybody says you shouldn't put a rusk in babies bottles but i make sure it is not thicker then her usual bottle (i add extra milk) and my mum used to do it with all 6 of us children and we are all fine! Im not saying that this is what you should do but this is the only thing i can do to ensure she sleeps without waking for no reason (obviously i wouldn't do it if she was waking for a bottle at night still but she was just waking up to come into my bed)
Also, at this age (my daughter is 6 months now) she is teething and i sometimes give her calpol before bed to settle her gums as she was waking up because of this (very distressed and wanting to bite everything and would not settle no matter what i done.) i can now read the signs of her teeth being bad that night and give her calpol to help her.dynamic duos for teenage girls grow hair
This is a bad habit to get in to, My Husbands cousin used to do it, she fell asleep one time, rolled on to her baby, and he suffocated! Perhaps it would work if you just let him cry for a couple of times, he will soon get the message, please try hard, good luck xxHow can I move my baby out of my bed?
use your arms or hire an home health care aide to assist if you're unable.
I am glad you have your baby son in your bed, this a much frowned-upon habit but having brought up four children I believe this is perfectly natural and improves the bonding process. As my first three pregnancies were close together, separated by a little over a year, obviously moving each to a separate bed was essential. I simply had a single bed alongside our double bed, against the wall, then if one woke up during the night I was able to quickly attend to his/her needs. You might want to do the same, a cot creates a barrier.
having your baby in your bed is a big no no. just settle him down and put him in his cot if he cries leave him he wil soon get the message he has to sleep there. and for those who say its ok to sleep with a baby in your bed its not it greatly increases the risk of cot death and can kill your baby so please do not do this. it happened to someone i know she had her baby in her bed and she rolled over on him in the night and he nearly died luckily she awokeup before it was too late. but he had to go into hospital for a few days.
Try to put his cot next to your bed, because babies needs mum to be next to them and after he get used on it try to move the cot to his place..
The waking up bit there is really nothing u can do now... So u just have to keep up with it..when he starts eating food before bed time and then bottle he will sleep longer. For now... I would suggest that if u can... but ask your mom and partner first... THe baby's cot get it next to ur bed and get one side down.... and so he is next to u...for a few days...put in some teddy bears for him in there...sleep like that with him for a few days like 4 or 5 days and then see what happens when u put one side up.... I think he will be fine... But make sure that its safe and there is no gap between u and ur bed by double checking with ur mom and partner! He will get used to it and think ur there when u move his cot to where u want to place it
Well I went through a similar experience.When my daughter was about 7 months old would fall asleep around 8 pm and wake around 2 am, but I would not take her to bed with me, it would have been easier and I would have gotten a lot more sleep, but that is a habit I didn't want her getting into (she co slept with me from 0-3 mos, so it was easy (ier) to transition her at that point) I would sometimes be up with her for 3-4 hours!! Same thing she would fall asleep and within 10-15 min she would wake crying..I would rock her and walk with her (in her room, if I took her out she would think playtime) Some people do not mind co-sleeping but sounds like you want him in his own cot, unfortunately my best advise is to suck it up and not bring him to your bed to sleep, you may be putting him back to sleep every 10 min but he WILL fall asleep eventually for the night.. There will be some long nights and it sucks haha trust me.. My daughter just started sleeping through the night 2 weeks ago and she is almost 10 months and I wanted so bad to just bring her to my bed so I could get a couple hours of sleep, but I didn't and she sleeps great by herself now. Good Luck
my baby (6 months) still sleeping with me.. he wake up every 2 hours for breastfeed and not really agree to put him in cot.. i'm too sleepy to take him out and in the cot and afraid i might drop him..
I had the same problem a few months ago. I would stay up for an hour with my baby in my bed until she was fast asleep again and then put her back in her cot. I took my mums advice in the end (i have been working full time since my baby was 10 weeks and i was so tired all the time being up waiting for her to get into a deep sleep again) i started putting a rusk in her last bottle at night and since then she has slept 9.30pm until 6am. everybody says you shouldn't put a rusk in babies bottles but i make sure it is not thicker then her usual bottle (i add extra milk) and my mum used to do it with all 6 of us children and we are all fine! Im not saying that this is what you should do but this is the only thing i can do to ensure she sleeps without waking for no reason (obviously i wouldn't do it if she was waking for a bottle at night still but she was just waking up to come into my bed)
Also, at this age (my daughter is 6 months now) she is teething and i sometimes give her calpol before bed to settle her gums as she was waking up because of this (very distressed and wanting to bite everything and would not settle no matter what i done.) i can now read the signs of her teeth being bad that night and give her calpol to help her.
How to change your voice?
My voice is soft and nice,but sometimes i want to make my voice louder,tougher or seem angry.
Utube videos and sites would be helpful.Thank You.How to change your voice?
If you start singing screamo songs, your voice will get lower and rougher and stay that way basically forever.
Utube videos and sites would be helpful.Thank You.How to change your voice?
If you start singing screamo songs, your voice will get lower and rougher and stay that way basically forever.
Changing myspace log in email....?
im trying to change my myspace log in email, but it doesn't seem to let me erase my old email and put in my new email. how do i change it at this point?Changing myspace log in email....?
http://faq.myspace.com/app/answers/detai
http://faq.myspace.com/app/answers/detai
Norton 360 4.0 Virus and Spyware Scan?
Recently, I downloaded Norton 360 4.0 (from the norton site), i have i asked them but they didn't reply to my question. My question is my ';Virus and Spyware Scan'; says ';Never Run'; but when i go in and start the scan it will just say ';Virus and Spyware Scan Starting';, it doesn't change from that point all it says is starting... Also my Norton 360 will pop up and say there is a problem and i click fix and it brings me to Virus and Spyware Scan thing....I need to know how to get my Virus and Spyware Scan to actually scan. ASAPNorton 360 4.0 Virus and Spyware Scan?
Norton 360 is very performance intensive and might i add very ineffective. The reason its not scanning may be that your computer doesn't have the necessary requirements to run it. I would advise you to download AVG temperarily to scan your computer and then in future buy Kaspersky because its cheaper, very effective and doesn't use up loads of resources. Best place to buy it is on Amazon.
http://free.avg.com/gb-en/homepage
Single License
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kaspersky-Intern
Triple License
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kaspersky-Intern
Norton 360 is very performance intensive and might i add very ineffective. The reason its not scanning may be that your computer doesn't have the necessary requirements to run it. I would advise you to download AVG temperarily to scan your computer and then in future buy Kaspersky because its cheaper, very effective and doesn't use up loads of resources. Best place to buy it is on Amazon.
http://free.avg.com/gb-en/homepage
Single License
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kaspersky-Intern
Triple License
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Kaspersky-Intern
Would this Lexus car radio work with subs?
I have just graduated and my parents got me a 2004 Lexus RX330. I am getting subwoofers for it but my dad doesn't want me to change the radio because it has ';Mark Levinson'; sound system in it which is the factory upgrade model. Will subwoofers still work? Or how about if they have a remote to them?Would this Lexus car radio work with subs?
yes its actually pretty easy go to and sudioshop and tell them what your trying to do and they should sell you an line output converter that takes the signal from a stock rear speaker and and outputs to rca jacks that intern get hooked up the the aftermarket amp that will be running your subs something like this will work.
http://www.electronixwarehouse.com/car/s
yes its actually pretty easy go to and sudioshop and tell them what your trying to do and they should sell you an line output converter that takes the signal from a stock rear speaker and and outputs to rca jacks that intern get hooked up the the aftermarket amp that will be running your subs something like this will work.
http://www.electronixwarehouse.com/car/s
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